Karen's New Years resolution is to lose some weight. God, I hope she isn't too successful. Seriously, I think everyone wants to shed a few pounds but she's gorgeous just the way she is as far as I' concerned. She's already lost about 20 lbs. and wants to lose another 20. Please Karen, no more than that.
She's headed to the gym after work today and wants me to meet her at her house immediately after her workout. "I'm not going to shower at the gym" she texted me. It was followed by a phone call that told me I'd be doing a "pre-cleaning" of her privates before her shower.
Too bad I couldn't accompany her to the gym!